Degenerate crypto-gamblers and S2F cultists won't have any of it!
Such as "FED goes brrrrrr, hyperinflation soon", "Tether printing to buy crypto", "Halvening magically increases price" and so on? Sorry, I can't help you then - maybe, Jay Powell could be of service.
Derivative crisis is one of the less-talked-about (but critically important) aspects of the slow-mo financial catastrophe which is unfolding all around us right now:
Not S2F(x) or Rainbow Charts with their pseudo-scientific nerdish charm but Complete Perpendicularized Temporal Regression Rainbow Model. A pure, unadulterated, almost Freudian expression of get-rich-quick wannabe bagholder greed and hopium. Highly scientific!